I love college football, and I tried to think of the best names related to the sport to give our next child when he/she comes along. Such a task, however, is easier said than done. I hope David Letterman would be proud here.
9. Doak Campbell Russell - looks tough on the outside, but pretty soft inside
8. Lloyd Carr Russell - should never play with batteries; even one double A will shock him
7. Philip Fulmer Russell - doesn't travel well; gets the crap beaten out of him if he goes to California, Florida or Alabama
6. Nick Saban Russell - would be mistaken as the second coming of Jesus ... until you see his win-loss record
5. Tim Tebow Russell - other kids don't like playing with his toys. They've got Dora the Explorer and Spider Man; he's got this heavy little bronze dude.
4. Darren McFadden Russell - angry off because someone stole his heavy little bronze dude. Still looking for it.
3. Peyton Manning Russell - Insert "heavy little bronze dude" joke here. I dare you.
2. Bobby Bowden Russell - Can hang around you for as long as he wants, not really do do anything; but dadgum it ... you love him!
Number 1
BCS Russell - though leaving out the "C" might describe him better
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