Saturday, June 14, 2008

Top 10 reasons why college football beats the heck out of pro

I know, I know ... we're many months removed from the 2007 college football season. It was a wild one; one of the most enjoyable I can remember.

Part of what I love about football (particularly college) is the upset victory. There were 7 (count 'em, SEVEN) times last year when the No. 2 team in the nation turned out to be the number 2 team on the field. If you were a fan of the little engine that could, then last year's college football season was your ticket.

Another reason I go crazy in the fall is the college football preseason poll. Half the fun of determining who should be No. 1, or go to the BCS title game, is the arguing. You get to plead your team's case, shoot down the competitors, and have a lot of fun doing it. Get some pizzas or smart-aleck TV commentators around you, and you're set.

So what are the other things I love about NCAA college football? Glad you asked ... find out here!

Monday, June 9, 2008

Best little things to do to make your relationship more romantic

Just like it says in my profile, I'm a hopeless romantic. One of the best things that ever happened to me was that I got married to my dream girl, and now I can spend my days doing the things that drive women crazy.

Helping with the laundry
Fixing dinner sometimes
Watching light romantic comedies instead of Arnold Schwarzenegger blowing people up

"WHAT??!!!" you may ask? Relax ... it ain't hard. Check out my simple tips for knocking your relationship out of the park.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Hillary Clinton concession speech quotes

So, I pride myself on voting for the best man or woman for the job. I don't vote for someone BECAUSE they are a man or woman, black or white, etc. Generally, my vote goes toward the Republican because I fundamentally am one. So it was only a matter of time before I made a list like this, regarding the loser of the Democratic nominee race.

Top things overheard at the Hillary Clinton concession speech
- Don't worry, I came close too. But think of the career you could have making documentaries about global warming!
- I take a backseat to no one! If anyone thinks I'm settling for being a vice presi - oh, is this microphone on?
- Yeah; I got a telegram here from Mr. Obama for a Zer ... Lou Zer. Anyone?
- Not only did she campaign in Arkansas ... she went to California, and Texas, and North Dakota, and Florida, and Washington, and Michigan .... YAAAAAH!
- Oh, honey, it'll be all right. Chelsea and I are here for you. In fact, when I get back from my date, we'll talk some more.